Posted 1 day ago

Bandit: Would you consider a comedy version of “King Lear”?

Shakespeare: Would you consider not helping me?

Posted 5 days ago

Bandit: Watch your steppes!

Tolstoy: Tom foolery!

Posted 1 week ago

Boots: My cat friend Tom is all alone.

Dickens: How Bleak!

Posted 1 week ago

Virginia: Don’t you think it is strange that you, a cat, should wear a leopard patterned scarf?

Boots: No stranger than the fact that you should serve ladyfingers at tea.

Posted 2 weeks ago

Bandit: Did Leonard really give you a ball of string for Christmas?

Virginia: It’s wool. Apparently one “knits” with it, whatever that means.

Bandit: Egad, knit wit!

Posted 2 weeks ago

Dickens: Lord Toodle has lost the election to Lord Boodle

Boots: As a cat, I opposed the Marquis of Poodle!

Posted 3 weeks ago

Ladycat: A crown makes it difficult to wash one’s ears

Shakespeare: That’s too heavy for me, man.

Posted 3 weeks ago

Boots: Stop feeding me kvas and salted cucumbers!

Tolstoy: You can’t turn a Persian into a Russian, I guess.

Posted 4 weeks ago

Shakespeare: What shall Hamlet’s tragic flaw be?

Boots: Not washing behind his ears?

Posted 1 month ago

Dickens: I am looking for new sources of tragedy

Ladycat: Hide the litter boxes?