Posted 1 day ago
Ladycat: Teach me a secret Masonic handshake.
Tolstoy: Thumbs are required.

Ladycat: Teach me a secret Masonic handshake.

Tolstoy: Thumbs are required.

Posted 5 days ago

Virginia: We had a delicious tripe stew followed by a suet pudding.

Bandit: You toffs eat almost as well as I do.

Posted 1 week ago

Ladycat: Was being a Parliamentary reporter difficult?

Dickens: No worse than cleaning your litterbox

Posted 1 week ago

Tolstoy: Do you ever think about life, death, and eternity?

Boots: I try to, but I keep nodding off.

Posted 2 weeks ago

Dickens: My wife has had our sixth child!

Bandit: Me old mum did that in her first litter, and she were wery ‘umble!

Posted 2 weeks ago

Shakespeare: I’ve known Kit Marlowe since he was a beardless youth

Ladycat: I have never known a whiskerless kitten

Posted 3 weeks ago

Boots: Cats hear things people don’t

Virginia: As do I!

Posted 3 weeks ago

Tolstoy: I require a quill pen at once

Bandit: What kind of bird should I grab?

Posted 4 weeks ago
Ladycat: I am the queen of the house. Feed me!
Virginia: I am the queen of the can opener. Leave me!

Ladycat: I am the queen of the house. Feed me!

Virginia: I am the queen of the can opener. Leave me!

Posted 2 months ago

SUMMER BREAK

Back after Labour Day!