Posted 3 days ago

Shakespeare: If music be the food of love, play on!

Bandit: Purr, purr, purr

Posted 6 days ago

Tolstoy: Why do fate and destiny place such restrictions upon my freedom?

Ladycat: Even a cat may look at a Tsar.

Posted 1 week ago

Virginia: What ho!

Ladycat: I beg your pardon, strumpet!

Posted 1 week ago

Bandit: I don’t think anyone could actually live in a nutshell

Shakespeare: There are more things in heaven and earth, furball, than are dreamt of in your philosophy

Posted 2 weeks ago
Boots: What is the secret of great writing?
Dickens: “I” before “C” except after “E”. Or something of that sort.

Boots: What is the secret of great writing?

Dickens: “I” before “C” except after “E”. Or something of that sort.

Posted 2 weeks ago

Bandit: Invade Ukraine? Again?

Tolstoy: Stick with a winning formula.

Posted 3 weeks ago

Virginia: Lytton Strachey has lost his youth

Boots: Lytton should have treated him better

Posted 3 weeks ago

Bandit: All that litter is not gold!

Virginia: Mondegreen!

Posted 1 month ago

Dickens: It is time that you were spayed

Boots: Is that like getting baptized for people?

Posted 1 month ago

Ladycat: I think Henry IV should have Cat Woman as a sidekick instead of Falstaff.

Shakespeare: What next? Hamlet and Tonto?