Posted 14 hours ago

Boots: Why do they call it “ginger ale” when it isn’t red?

Dickens: Why do my plays get catcalls when there are no cats in them?

Posted 4 days ago

Ladycat: Julius Caesar salad

Shakespeare: With the one pound Merchant of Venice chop

Posted 1 week ago
Boots: To thine own cat be true
Shakespeare: And thus false to no man

Boots: To thine own cat be true

Shakespeare: And thus false to no man

Posted 1 week ago

Ladycat: Julius Caesar salad

Shakespeare: With the one pound Merchant of Venice chop

Posted 1 week ago

Dickens: People say I am cruel to Mrs. Dickens

Ladycat: You have behaved no worse than any common tomcat

Posted 2 weeks ago

Shakespeare: Sessions of sweet silent thought

Boots: Sounds like a hissy fit to me

Posted 2 weeks ago

Boots: I am reading War and Peace one chapter per day

Tolstoy: You will need more than nine lives, then

Posted 3 weeks ago
Ladycat: Teach me a secret Masonic handshake.
Tolstoy: Thumbs are required.

Ladycat: Teach me a secret Masonic handshake.

Tolstoy: Thumbs are required.

Posted 3 weeks ago

Virginia: We had a delicious tripe stew followed by a suet pudding.

Bandit: You toffs eat almost as well as I do.

Posted 4 weeks ago

Ladycat: Was being a Parliamentary reporter difficult?

Dickens: No worse than cleaning your litterbox