Tolstoy: Why do fate and destiny place such restrictions upon my freedom?
Ladycat: Even a cat may look at a Tsar.
Virginia: What ho!
Ladycat: I beg your pardon, strumpet!
Bandit: I don’t think anyone could actually live in a nutshell
Shakespeare: There are more things in heaven and earth, furball, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
Boots: What is the secret of great writing?
Dickens: “I” before “C” except after “E”. Or something of that sort.
Bandit: Invade Ukraine? Again?
Tolstoy: Stick with a winning formula.
Virginia: Lytton Strachey has lost his youth
Boots: Lytton should have treated him better
Bandit: All that litter is not gold!
Dickens: It is time that you were spayed
Boots: Is that like getting baptized for people?
Ladycat: I think Henry IV should have Cat Woman as a sidekick instead of Falstaff.
Shakespeare: What next? Hamlet and Tonto?
Boots: Isn’t that an old rock song?
Tolstoy: Not “Duke of Earl”! “Doukhobor”!!