Posted 1 day ago

Tolstoy: Do you ever think about life, death, and eternity?

Boots: I try to, but I keep nodding off.

Posted 4 days ago

Dickens: My wife has had our sixth child!

Bandit: Me old mum did that in her first litter, and she were wery ‘umble!

Posted 1 week ago

Shakespeare: I’ve known Kit Marlowe since he was a beardless youth

Ladycat: I have never known a whiskerless kitten

Posted 1 week ago

Boots: Cats hear things people don’t

Virginia: As do I!

Posted 2 weeks ago

Tolstoy: I require a quill pen at once

Bandit: What kind of bird should I grab?

Posted 2 weeks ago
Ladycat: I am the queen of the house. Feed me!
Virginia: I am the queen of the can opener. Leave me!

Ladycat: I am the queen of the house. Feed me!

Virginia: I am the queen of the can opener. Leave me!

Posted 1 month ago

SUMMER BREAK

Back after Labour Day!

Posted 1 month ago
Bandit: Bandit is willing!
Dickens: Bandit is fixed!

Bandit: Bandit is willing!

Dickens: Bandit is fixed!

Posted 1 month ago

Shakespeare: If music be the food of love, play on!

Bandit: Purr, purr, purr

Posted 2 months ago

Tolstoy: Why do fate and destiny place such restrictions upon my freedom?

Ladycat: Even a cat may look at a Tsar.